From Sat night:
Eric (reading from Maxim): What's the largest penis you've ever touched?
Shelley (with Jon): I don't know, let me whip out my measuring tape.
He bit me on the bottom of my foot. -- Sarah
In reference to Jagermeister: I have no idea b/c I've never been that sick b/c I drink like a girl -- Jon
Screw you--no wait--NOT screw you -- Sarah
My beer's getting cold--errr--warm -- Jon
To Jon: You're NOT getting fucked tonight, sorry babe. -- Shelley
Shelley: This is what we normally do to other people.
Sarah: I know! I feel bad for them
I have to burp cause this is carbonated you know -- Jon
I hear Bubbles -- Jon
Eric: I'd never do that but it's tight
Michael: Eat pussy or get a tattoo (somehow related?)
Shelley to sarah: You know, you get a lot more hostile when your drunk
Shelley: I'd like to be functional when I leave (tonight)
We are going to lose twice tonight. What they don't know is they're going to lose tonight also. -- Sarah
I am going to the bathroom, then -- michael
well his brain won't be fucking....
yeah nothing else will either -- sarah
Shelley, i accidentally poured beer on michael -- sarah
hey, i have beer on my crotch -- michael