Him: Why are you laughing at me?
Me: (Laughing) I'm not laughing at you.
Him: Yes you are. Michael told me to call you.
Me: I heard you've been drinkin a little.
Him: No, I've only been drinkin a little.
Him: Look, I've been driving all day, got up early, went to bed late, had a few gin and tonics.
Me: (Still laughing)
Him: Like 6.
Me: (Laughing harder)
Him: Tall ones.