Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The average blah has a bajillion times more bacteria than the average toilet seat

mouseI have heard this phrase over and over and over and over again. Mythbusters even did a show slightly related to this.

Now we have a mouse designed to tackle this "problem". Work with me here...if you clean your bathroom regularly (or even occasionally!), but rarely clean your desk, which do you expect to be cleaner?

  • Here's an idea: clean your desk.

This just in: recently washed stuff is cleaner than unwashed stuff! Holy crap!

Just to take this to an obscene extreme, I took the liberty of creating a headline generator. Fill in the blanks and click "Surprise Me".

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