Sunday, October 31, 2010

Ten Commandments of Trick or Treat

  1. Thou shalt wear a costume
  2. Thou shalt say “trick or treat” and “thank you”
  3. Thou shalt take one piece of candy
  4. Thou shalt not complain about candy selection
  5. Thou shalt walk, not drive
  6. Thou shalt not collect candy for thy absent brother (sister, baby, friend, etc.)
  7. Thou shalt not revisit and thereby re-treat the same house
  8. Thou shalt not be a teenager
  9. Thou shalt not partake of treats until thou hast finished
  10. Thou shalt share treats with thy father

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